:-)	Your basic smiley. This smiley is used to inflect a sarcastic or joking statement since we can't hear voice inflection over e-mail.
;-)	Winky smiley. User just made a flirtatious and/or sarcastic remark. More of a "don't hit me for what I just said" smiley.
:-(	Frowning smiley. User did not like that last statement or is upset or depressed about something.
:-I	Indifferent smiley. Better than a :-( but not quite as good as a :-).
:->	User just made a really biting sarcastic remark. Worse than a ;-).
>:->	User just made a really devilish remark.
>;->	Winky and devil combined. A very lewd remark was just made.

(-:	User is left handed.	B-)	User wears horn-rimmed glasses.
%-)	User has been staring at a green screen for 15 hours straight.	8:-)	User is a little girl.
:*)	User is drunk.	:-)-8	User is a Big girl.
[:]	User is a robot.	:-{)	User has a mustache.
8-)	User is wearing sunglasses.	:-{}	User wears lipstick.
B:-)	Sunglasses on head.	{:-)	User wears a toupee.
::-)	User wears normal glasses.	}:-(	Toupee in an updraft.
:-[	User is a vampire.	:^)	User has a broken nose.
:-E	Bucktoothed vampire.	:v)	User has a broken nose, but it's the other way.
:-F	Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing.	:_)	User's nose is sliding off of his face.
:-7	User juust made a wry statement.	:<)	User is from an Ivy League School.
:-*	User just ate something sour.	:-&	User is tongue tied.
:-)~	User drools.	=:-)	User is a hosehead.
:-~)	User has a cold.	-:-)	User is a punk rocker.
:'-(	User is crying.	-:-(	Real punk rockers don't smile.
:'-)	User is so happy, s/he is crying.	:=)	User has two noses.
:-@	User is screaming.	+-:-)	User is the Pope or holds some other religious office.
:-#	User wears braces.	`:-)	User shaved one of his eyebrows off this morning.
|-I	User is asleep.	,:-)	Same thing...other side.
|-O	User is yawning/snoring.	*<:-)	User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat.
:-Q	User is a smoker.	:-o	Uh oh!
:-?	User smokes a pipe.	3:]	Pet smiley.
O-)	Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a scuba diver)	(8-o	It's Mr. Bill!
O :-)	User is an angel (at heart, at least).	*:o)	And Bozo the Clown!
:-`	User spitting out its chewing tobacco.	3:[	Mean Pet smiley.
:-S	User just made an incoherent statement.	d8=	Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard hat.
:-D	User is laughing (at you!)	E-:-)	User is a Ham radio operator.
:-X	User's lips are sealed.	:-9	User is licking his/her lips.
:-C	User is really bummed.	%-6	User is braindead.
<|-)	User is Chinese.	[:-)	User is wearing a walkman.
<|-(	User is Chinese and doesn't like these kind of jokes.	(:I	User is an egghead.
:-/	User is skeptical.	<:-I	User is a dunce.
C=:-)	User is a chef.	K:P	User is a little kid with a propeller beenie.
@=	User is pro-nuclear war.	@:-)	User is wearing a turban.
:-0	No Yelling! (Quiet Lab)	.-)	User only has one eye.
:-:	Mutant smiley; the invisible smiley.	,-)	Ditto...but he's winking.
X-(	User just died.	8 :-)	User is a wizard.
-=* :-)	User is a TeX wizard.

:*	Kisses.	|I	Asleep.
[]	Hugs and ...	:Q	What?
:O	Yelling.	:C	What?
:,(	Crying.	:{	What?
:(	Sad.	:[	Real Downer.
:I	Hmmm..	:D	Laughter.
:>	What?	:@	What?
:}	What should we call these? (what?)	:)	Happy.
=)	Variation on a theme...	:]	Gleep...a friendly midget smiley who will gladly be your friend.
:)	Midget smiley.	^o	Snoring.

~~:-(	Net.flame	O |-)	Net.religion
8 :-I	Net.unix-wizards	X-(	Net.suicide
E-:-I	Net.ham-radio

Emotional Smileys

:-)	ha ha	|-)	hee hee
|-D	ho ho	:->	hey hey
:-(	boo hoo	:-I	hmmm
:-O	oops	:-P	nyahhhh!
"The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on." --- Jone's Law		"Standing on head makes smile of frown, but rest of face also upside down." --- Fortune cookie

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A drunk, devilish chef with a toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin.

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Updrafted bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin.

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